My new hog exhaust

[MsSwagglebottom]

So imagine... Im 3 miles away from work and have to be there in 10 minutes to open the store... than over the addictive bump of MC Chris I hear a strange noise... Sounds like someone just got married and has some cans dragging behind their car. turn off the radio, and huh...its comming from my car. well damn. Then o wonder of wonders, blue lights start dancing in my rear view...

me (as soon as the officer gets to the window)- "Officer do you know anything about mechanics?"
Lebanon City Police Officer- "Uh, no...not a thing."
me- "I'm right down the road from my work and I have GOT to call my mechanic boyfriend. My car's making this horrible noise, I think the weld between my phlang and my catalitic converter snapped and my exhaust is dragging."
Lebanon City Police Officer (looking startled that those words have just left a female's mouth)- "Uh. Okay. Well. You have a good day."
me- "Thanks! and if u hear someone else pulling over a Bahama Blue subaru, can u ask em to let me go?"
Him- "Sure....you uh... you ... just go"

So Morbid shows up with the ol' wire coat hanger to rehang the pipe cheapy style and lo and behold the center of the center pipe comes right off in his hands... I am the bane of the small towns with noise ordinance in Sullivan county. The worst part? All the back yard ricers in their ford focus's keep giving me thumbs up and asking what kind of exhaust pipe i have...sigh

[-=The Boss=-]

What if he did say he knew about mechanics :lol:

[MsSwagglebottom]

lol knowing me, Id have asked his opinion and gotten out of the car to look (im super impulsive) and promptly have gotten maced.

[dzkwrx]

well that was good thinking...

[MsSwagglebottom]

i seriously would have asked... I enjoy learning about cars... morbid has sucked me into the world of cars. Plus I Love the look in a man's eyes when i start spouting off about snorkuses and fuel injectors... muah-ha the power to startle is a heady power

[method]

Stock? The flanges on my old outbacks catalytic converter rusted out completely. The forward most flange (flat face) was rusted pretty good and the rear one (donut) was as thin as paper and disintegrated in my hand.

Awesome that you got off :)

[MsSwagglebottom]

There's a guy in our town at one of the auto parts stores who took one of those poles that you use in a chain link fence and just jammed it into his Cat and just ran it as a straight pipe on his 81 ford LTD... I was damned tempted tonight to attempt it...lol

i love the car but Im getting to the point that I just want to kill it when I get the new one fixed

[banned4life]

this was a hilarious post when for some reason i thought ms swagglebottom was lisa, bu11dogg2's gf :lol:

[morbidgorilla]

well we swap around from time to time

[Bu11dogg2]

BEST STORY EVER :lol:

[Nate8409]

I have been told that same thing about myself. When I get talking about cars a certain look is on my face.

[sticop]

damn cops!

[MsSwagglebottom]

well we swap around from time to time
grumble grumble u guys are perverts

and nah the cop was super cool, much love for the poe-poe much love

[Subygirl8330]

ahhh hahaa ford focus love

[starhm]

lol knowing me, Id have asked his opinion and gotten out of the car to look (im super impulsive) and promptly have gotten maced.

:rofl: worth the price of admission.

[CTATV]

There's a guy in our town who took one of those poles that you use in a chain link fence and just jammed it in. I was damned tempted tonight to attempt it

:devil::rofl::rofl::rofl: