I don't know who comes up with children's programming on TV...

[ValuePack]

... but if you know, please tell me, so I can strangle them. Yeah, kids's TV is ok if you're a kid, but I have great fears concerning The Wiggles, The Doodlebops, Dora the Explorer, and lots of other kid's shows. I'm pretty convinced that they'll make my 2yo daughter dumb, ensuring that she'll be getting The Wiggles coloring books for Christmas 'til she's 40. There's gotta be a conspiracy theory in there somewhere.

[preach]

Would you rather have them watch this gem?~rotfl~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUzxdulMGN4

EDIT: keep the volume down a bit at work.

[ValuePack]

Looooool!!!!!!!! "I've got a big red twanger!"

[preach]

Plucking funnay!

Your 2yo would be wondering why you were laughing so much.