The "You may be a redneck" thread

[SicRedGt]

No redneck humor I guess. Funny how different things are taboo from forum to forum. All is well.

Thanks for the heads up k.

[katie.ims]

dude. no. red neck humor isn't funny.

[Bu11dogg2]

redneck humor is hilarious.


sign me up

[katie.ims]

you prob like monkey humor too....


pshh

[katie.ims]

Who told you you couldnt post this btw?? Because I know we have a large red neck group on here. I only meant that those guys (Larry the fat guy, etc.) just aren't funny... please.. go on.

[Bu11dogg2]

:munch:

I want to hear some trashy humor

[katie.ims]

if you drop off scraps at the dump and come back with more than your brought

[katie.ims]

you have more fish on your wall than pictures...
you list your parole officer as a reference....
you think a turtleneck is a ingredient for soup...

[katie.ims]

if you ever prune your trees with a shotgun
you duct tape your gloves on
you think your an entrepreneur because of the Wood for Sale sign in your front yard..

[katie.ims]

if your front porch collapses and kills 3 or more dogs

[Oscar_Meyer]

HAHAHAHA... since I moved to what I will jokingly refer to as "logging country" a couple years back from the Boston Area... HERE WE GO, I have been waiting for this...
http://www.choosy-beggars.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/redneck.jpg
http://www.pibmug.com/files/dogs_work.jpghttp://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Business/images-3/redneck.jpg
http://boortz.com/images/funny/redneck_pics_wedding.jpg
http://www.videouniversity.com/forums/gforum.cgi?do=post_attachment;postatt_id=1340;gues t=
http://www.photobasement.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/redneckcake.jpg
http://www.photobasement.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/camowedding.jpg
http://www.photobasement.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/nolimo.jpg
http://www.photobasement.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/redneckannouncement.jpg

[SicRedGt]

if you ever prune your trees with a shotgun
front yard..


Now that's funny. :lol:


..... if your cat looks like this

[katie.ims]

Drdabbles and friends shot down a couple trees that way! :lol:

[Berge56]

You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk
You ever cut your grass and found a car.
You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't.
You think the stock market has a fence around it.
Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Drive-in Theater.
Your boat has not left the drive-way in 15 years.
Your wife's job requires her to wear an orange vest.

[itsmy04wrx]

Your broken ass 1970 lifted pick up truck is worth more than your house.

[im_so_blue]

if your me...

just look at my truck :lol:

[Oscar_Meyer]

if your me...

just look at my truck :lol:

thou hast confessed....

[im_so_blue]

thou hast confessed....

dude all you gotta do is goto one of my family reunions...... it'll look like a Blue Collar Comedy Tour crowd

[SicRedGt]

if your me...

just look at my truck :lol:



Ha ha, just come and look at my garage. :D

[im_so_blue]

Ha ha, just come and look at my garage. :D

you do this too?!?!?!?!?

http://tm3050.k12.sd.us/old/images/131_0807_01_z+4x4_mud_truck_building+chevy_truck.j pg

[The Internet]

:rofl: I hate rednecks. It usually means I have a sunburn.

You might be a redneck if..

You can make engine and tranny mounts with "extra" tires you have laying around.
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e308/onzrocs/YJ/IMGP1939.jpg


When your little truck is bigger than most peoples big trucks.
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e308/onzrocs/YJ/Rockwell%20hub%20flip/IMGP2834.jpg


When you need to take the body off your truck to fit it in the garage
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e308/onzrocs/YJ/Dcp_0028.jpg

[SicRedGt]

Chevy powa FTW! I was an avid off roader until RI turned all the public land into restricted land. I do this now.

My garage, I slipped pulling a cotter pin with vise grips and knocked my frt tooth out. :rofl:

1500 bucks later and the dentist did his magic, I GOT A NEW TOOTH! :spin:

[im_so_blue]

:rofl: I hate rednecks. It usually means I have a sunburn.

You might be a redneck if..

You can make engine and tranny mounts with "extra" tires you have laying around.
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e308/onzrocs/YJ/IMGP1939.jpg
very nice

When your little truck is bigger than most peoples big trucks.
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e308/onzrocs/YJ/Rockwell%20hub%20flip/IMGP2834.jpg
sure it doesn't help our gas issue but ya know i love big trucks so whatever lol

When you need to take the body off your truck to fit it in the garage
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e308/onzrocs/YJ/Dcp_0028.jpg

i've seen that done before :lol:

[The Internet]

^^^
Me too. That's my garage :lol:

[im_so_blue]

oh wait....

http://www.dahmus.org/blogimg/fry-see-what-you-did-there.jpg

dude seriously once i get my ranger up a lil more should go wheeling

[Seraphinwolf]

Hi. Conyers, GA 1/24/1985
:hide:
BTW I use that tire trick. Works great!

[Seraphinwolf]

if you drop off scraps at the dump and come back with more than your brought
HEY! I resemble that accusation! :o
Well might as well add at least one new one.

If you will off road any and every vehicle you own no matter how prepared it is.
If you know more about fishing poles than electoral poles.
If you have enough parts kicking around to make two whole other cars.

I'll think of more later.

[im_so_blue]

Hi. Conyers, GA 1/24/1985
:hide:
BTW I use that tire trick. Works great!

lol Fort Myers Florida 5/14/1984 :lol:

And almost everyone i know uses the tire trick if they don't have a engine stand kicking around

[Seraphinwolf]

lol Fort Myers Florida 5/14/1984 :lol:

And almost everyone i know uses the tire trick if they don't have a engine stand kicking around
Worst part about that is...
I have an engine stand sitting right next to my 3.0L:lol:

[Joe]

I've been called a redneck, don't think its true though.

http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj210/jdl03008/truck/IMG_0183.jpg
http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj210/jdl03008/truck/IMG_0451.jpg

My truck is way too nice to be a redneck. :lol:

[Seraphinwolf]

Hick! We don't like you Yankee Hicks being called rednecks all the time!

[Oscar_Meyer]

confess much?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teu8goIsb10
Can't wait to see U run those cones...:lol:

[Seraphinwolf]

Confess what now?
http://www.newenglandsubarus.com/forums/showthread.php?t=8874
:hide:

And yes I can't wait to eat cones. Hope my tires hold or I get new ones by then.

[jwebsta32]

If you've ever had sex in a satellite dish

[Psychoreo]

^With or on?

[Seraphinwolf]

In Justin's case? Both I fear....