Guess This Line

[Nate8409]

It has to be from something publicly broadcast; a movie, something thousands of people have seen.

Also you have to say what it is ie movie, television etc.

[Nate8409]

"If you find yourself riding through green fields with the sun on your face, Do not be troubled, for you are in elysium and already dead!"


Gladiator????????

[Nate8409]

Well this thread is pretty freaking deadddd.

[Jon]

"If you find yourself riding through green fields with the sun on your face, Do not be troubled, for you are in elysium and already dead!"

Gladiator????????

[ValuePack]

That'd be my guess.

[banned4life]

"Plum Island Animal Disease Research Center. Sounds charming. "

[Jon]

"You are not your job. You are not the money in your bank account. You are not the car you drive. You are not how much money is in your wallet. You are not your ****ing khakis. You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."

[Nate8409]

John got it.

[Nate8409]

"You are not your job. You are not the money in your bank account. You are not the car you drive. You are not how much money is in your wallet. You are not your ****ing khakis. You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."

It sounds like Fight Club but I have not seen it in ages.

[ValuePack]

"Plum Island Animal Disease Research Center. Sounds charming. "
Silence of the Lambs?

[ValuePack]

"A woman is the most fiendish instrument of torture ever devised to bedevil the days of man."

[ValuePack]

"That Night Train's a mean wine."

[ValuePack]

"Texmam? Well, tell me Texmam, are you in show business?"

[Jon]

"Holy dog ****. Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck d****?"

[unsakred]

"Holy dog ****. Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck d****?"

full metal jacket

[preach]

"Inconceivable!!!"

[banned4life]

Recently broad casted TV show episode

"Welcome to the world of I dont know what the hell is going on"

[ValuePack]

Recently broad casted TV show episode

"Welcome to the world of I dont know what the hell is going on"
Lost, correct?

[ValuePack]

"Inconceivable!!!"
Oh dear God, is that The Princess Bride? That lisping guy is the best. Incontheivable!

[unsakred]

Oh dear God, is that The Princess Bride? That lisping guy is the best. Incontheivable!

that was going to be my guess, that was on tbs or fx a little while ago

[ValuePack]

This'll be too easy, I think:

"Out of order? FVCK! Even in the future, nothing works!"

EDIT: most of the kiddies won't have seen this one, I guess; released in 1987.:)

[preach]

Yep Princess Bride.

I don't think that means what you think that means-Andre the Giant.

[ValuePack]

"Character 1: Makin' yourself some friends, huh?
Character 2: I wouldn't say 'friends'. I'm a convicted murderer who provides sound financial planning."

[Jon]

Recently broad casted TV show episode

"Welcome to the world of I dont know what the hell is going on"

YES! LOST! i just saw this weeks show last night, it was great.

Another:

"What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing. How 'bout we get you in your p.j.'s and we hit the hay."

[ValuePack]

"What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing. How 'bout we get you in your p.j.'s and we hit the hay."
Anchorman.

[ValuePack]

"Shane, look over there! He cut a patch in the li'l boy head; got him lookin' like "101 Dalmatians." You ever heard a' that movie? He look like a Dalmatian! That's one hundred an' two!"

[ValuePack]

and it's sequel:

"Terri... what you need is a real man. A Muslim man."

[Nate8409]

"Character 1: Makin' yourself some friends, huh?
Character 2: I wouldn't say 'friends'. I'm a convicted murderer who provides sound financial planning."

Shawshank Redemption?

[ValuePack]

Shawshank Redemption?
Ding ding!

[preach]

Obie said he was going to putus in the cell. Said, "Kid, I'm going to put you in the cell, I want your wallet and your belt." And I said, "Obie, I can understand you wanting my wallet so I don't have any money to spend in the cell, but what do you want my belt for?" And he said, "Kid, we don't want any hangings." I said, "Obie, did you think I was going to hang myself for littering?"

next...

[unsakred]

"Shane, look over there! He cut a patch in the li'l boy head; got him lookin' like "101 Dalmatians." You ever heard a' that movie? He look like a Dalmatian! That's one hundred an' two!"

Barbershop

[unsakred]

and it's sequel:

"Terri... what you need is a real man. A Muslim man."

Barbershop 2?

[ValuePack]

Indeed, x2

[unsakred]

"You ever heard of El Nino? Well, this is El Negro."

[ValuePack]

This one will be easy to fans, though we'll see. Released 1989

"Hello, this is Sy Greenblum, president of Spatula City. I like the spatulas so much, I bought the company."

EDIT: I don't know if anyone has ever seen this movie. Ever.:)

[ValuePack]

"You ever heard of El Nino? Well, this is El Negro."
LOL!

Next Friday

[unsakred]

Give me three minutes maybe even foe she'll be wantin to marry a niccah

[Jon]

"Earth that was could no longer sustain our numbers, we were so many. We found a new solar system, dozens of planets and hundreds of moons. Each one terraformed, a process taking decades, to support human life, to be new Earths. The Central Planets formed the Alliance. Ruled by an interplanetary parliament, the Alliance was a beacon of civilization. The savage outer planets were not so enlightened and refused Alliance control. The war was devastating, but the Alliance's victory over the Independents ensured a safer universe. And now everyone can enjoy the comfort and enlightenment of our civilization."

[ValuePack]

Give me three minutes maybe even foe she'll be wantin to marry a niccah
It's familiar, but I'm lost.

[ValuePack]

"Earth that was could no longer sustain our numbers, .........the comfort and enlightenment of our civilization."
Thought I'd heard that before, but I cheated and looked it up on Google. Nope, never heard of it.:)

[unsakred]

It's familiar, but I'm lost.

Friday again, my friend..

[unsakred]

"Earth that was could no longer sustain our numbers, we were so many. We found a new solar system, dozens of planets and hundreds of moons. Each one terraformed, a process taking decades, to support human life, to be new Earths. The Central Planets formed the Alliance. Ruled by an interplanetary parliament, the Alliance was a beacon of civilization. The savage outer planets were not so enlightened and refused Alliance control. The war was devastating, but the Alliance's victory over the Independents ensured a safer universe. And now everyone can enjoy the comfort and enlightenment of our civilization."
Serenity is the only thing that comes to mind on this one.

[ValuePack]

"Character 1: Come on, buddy. Can we bury the hatchet? I mean, we both know your wife just sat there taking it like a plastic fvck doll.

Character 2: I happened to MARRY that plastic fvck doll!"

[Jon]

Serenity is the only thing that comes to mind on this one.

Got it.

[Jon]

person 1: "I have a package for you, sir."
person 2: "Sounds broken."
person 1: "Most likely; I bet it was something nice, though!"

[ValuePack]

person 1: "I have a package for you, sir."
person 2: "Sounds broken."
person 1: "Most likely; I bet it was something nice, though!"
Ummmm.... Ace Ventura? I'm kinda ashamed to admit that I've seen it.:)

[Jon]

Ummmm.... Ace Ventura? I'm kinda ashamed to admit that I've seen it.:)

Yea, but what one??

[ValuePack]

Sorry, I forgot there were the sequels... Pet Detective, no?

[Jon]

It came from the opening scene of the first one, Pet Detective. The sequel was Ace Ventura, When Nature Calls.

[ValuePack]

Damn, I don't think I ever saw the sequel, though the OG was on TV recently.

[ValuePack]

"I hate Illinois Nazis."

[preach]

Blues Brothers

[preach]

"Charlie don't surf"

[banned4life]

" Bartender, I got a bet for you.
I'll bet you $1,000 that I can piss...
...into that glass over there...
...and not spill a drop."

The bartender looks at the glass.
It's 5 feet away.
He says..."You're telling me
you'll bet me $1,000 ...
...that you can piss,
standing here...into that glass,
and not spill a single drop?"

Customer looks up and says:
"That's right."
Bartender says, "You've got a bet.
The guy goes, "Okay, here we go."

Pulls out his thing.
He's thinking about the glass.
Thinking about his dick.
Dick, glass, dick, glass,
dick, glass, dick, glass.
Then he lets it rip.
He pisses all over the place.
He pisses on the bar.
He pisses on the stools,
on the floor, the phone.
On the bartender!
He's pissing everywhere
except the ****ing glass!

Bartender's laughing.
He's $1,000 richer. He's like....
Piss dripping off his face.
He says, "You ****ing idiot, man!
You got it in everything
except the glass!

You owe me $1000 puta."
Guy goes, " Excuse me
just one little second."
Goes in the back of the bar.
There's a couple of guys
playing pool.
He walks over to them.
Comes back to the bar.
Goes, " Here you go. $1000 ."

The bartender's like....
"Why are you so happy?
You just lost $1000 idiot!"

The guy says,
"See those guys there?
I just bet them $5000 apiece...
...that I could piss on your bar...
...your floor, your phone,
and piss on you...
...and not only would you not
be mad about it...
...you'd be happy."

[Jon]

^^ that is awesome!

[unsakred]

" Bartender, I got a bet for you.
I'll bet you $1,000 that I can piss...
...into that glass over there...
...and not spill a drop."

The bartender looks at the glass.
It's 5 feet away.
He says..."You're telling me
you'll bet me $1,000 ...
...that you can piss,
standing here...into that glass,
and not spill a single drop?"

Customer looks up and says:
"That's right."
Bartender says, "You've got a bet.
The guy goes, "Okay, here we go."

Pulls out his thing.
He's thinking about the glass.
Thinking about his dick.
Dick, glass, dick, glass,
dick, glass, dick, glass.
Then he lets it rip.
He pisses all over the place.
He pisses on the bar.
He pisses on the stools,
on the floor, the phone.
On the bartender!
He's pissing everywhere
except the ****ing glass!

Bartender's laughing.
He's $1,000 richer. He's like....
Piss dripping off his face.
He says, "You ****ing idiot, man!
You got it in everything
except the glass!

You owe me $1000 puta."
Guy goes, " Excuse me
just one little second."
Goes in the back of the bar.
There's a couple of guys
playing pool.
He walks over to them.
Comes back to the bar.
Goes, " Here you go. $1000 ."

The bartender's like....
"Why are you so happy?
You just lost $1000 idiot!"

The guy says,
"See those guys there?
I just bet them $5000 apiece...
...that I could piss on your bar...
...your floor, your phone,
and piss on you...
...and not only would you not
be mad about it...
...you'd be happy."
desperado?

[Jon]

person 1- "I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
person 2- "Is there someone else up there we could talk to?"
person 1- "No, now go away before I taunt you a second time."

[unsakred]

person 1- "I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
person 2- "Is there someone else up there we could talk to?"
person 1- "No, now go away before I taunt you a second time."

Holy Grail

[ValuePack]

lol... too easy:)

[Nate8409]

My thought exactly. Although a sweet quote.

[ValuePack]

"Charlie don't surf"
oh hell... took me a full day to remember. Apocalypse Now, right? Also a song by The Clash.

[Radical Pirate]

"Why don't you go inside. Shave your shoulders and try a shirt with sleeves if you got one romeo..."

[unsakred]

"Why don't you go inside. Shave your shoulders and try a shirt with sleeves if you got one romeo..."

AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE

[Nate8409]

Yeah good call.

[Nate8409]

"It's like watching a bunch retards try to hump a doorknob."

[doylfish]

hahaha


friggin Dodgeball

[Nate8409]

HAHAHAHA yupppp.

[doylfish]

to quote something i saw earlier on here as well

"i just wanna go fast.."

[unsakred]

My sweet dick, it's magic!

[Radical Pirate]

"Okay, well, I will pee all over my pants, and THEN whoes gonna end up looking bad?!"

[Nate8409]

"Congradulations Fry, you snagged the perfect girlfriend Amy's richhh, she's probably got other characteristics.

Benderrrr romance isn't about money.

Ohhhhh so it's just coincidence that Zoidberg here is poor and miserably lonely. Pleasssse."

[unsakred]

"Congradulations Fry, you snagged the perfect girlfriend Amy's richhh, she's probably got other characteristics.

Benderrrr romance isn't about money.

Ohhhhh so it's just coincidence that Zoidberg here is poor and miserably lonely. Pleasssse."

futurama

[Robk0000]

"your schwartz is as big as mine Lonestar"

[doylfish]

"your schwartz is as big as mine Lonestar"


ahhh, that's spaceballs rob

[Nate8409]

Name the Episode too!

[TrickyDik]

Perry (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000174/): My $2000 ceramic Vektor my mother got me as a special gift. You threw in the lake next to the car. What happens when they drag the lake? You think they'll find my pistol. Jesus. Look up "idiot" in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?
Harry (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000375/): A picture of me?
Perry (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000174/): No! The definition of the word idiot, which you ****ing are!



Harry (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000375/): I peed on the corpse. Can they do, like, and ID from that?
Perry (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000174/): I'm sorry, you peed on...?
Harry (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000375/): On the corpse. My question is...
Perry (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000174/): No, my question. I get to go first. Why in pluperfect hell would you pee on corpse?

[ValuePack]

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. Good film.

[banned4life]

Zeus: Not to get too personal, but a white man standing in the middle of Harlem wearing a sign that says "I hate N1@@3r$" has some serious personal issues, or not all of his dogs are barking.

[Nate8409]

Die Hard with a Vengence.

[doylfish]

damnit nate, beat me to it

[banned4life]

John Mason: I'm fed up saving your ass. I'm amazed you made it past puberty.